1UP 14 YEARS CO-OP CAMPAIGN · NO PAUSE BUTTON 2UP 14 YEARS

Chapter XIV · Two players · Still playing

PLAYER ONE

CLASS — HUSBAND · 14 YRS SERVICE

DEVOTION
SNACK SUPPLY
MAP READING

PLAYER TWO

CLASS — WIFE · CAMPAIGN MVP

DEVOTION
PATIENCE
BOSS FIGHTS WON

Continue?

Obviously.

Fourteen years in, I would still pick you as Player Two. I still want you, and I still want to see what the next level looks like with you standing next to me.

Difficulty: two children, several businesses, no pause button. Continues used: zero.

New anniversary mission unlocked

Objective — escape together for one unforgettable evening.

Save data — one file, never overwritten

SLOT 01Campaign begins · two players joinYR 01
SLOT 04New area unlocked · co-op difficulty raisedYR 04
SLOT 07Hardest boss cleared · both players surviveYR 07
SLOT 11Side quests multiply · party still intactYR 11
SLOT 14Autosaving… secret level detectedNOW

Playtime 14 years. Progress 100%. Still not finished.

Achievements

STILL RIDICULOUSLY INTO EACH OTHERRarity: uncommon · Unlocked year 14
NO CONTINUES USEDFourteen consecutive years · no restarts
SECRET LEVEL UNLOCKEDAccess granted to Player Two only

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